Thursday, September 29, 2011

It has been too long minions

Dear Minions,
My apologies for the delay in producing brilliant works of art. Us four siblings, talented as we are, cannot simply mass produce masterpieces. This would be an abomination, much like chocolate ice cream and onions eaten together would be. In honor of the ending of this lovely month, September, my favorite month, I have composed a little ditty for you all concerning love. Do not be afraid to bow down to your screen in awe of its greatness once you have read it; such a response is perfectly natural.

Oh am I so deeply in love with you;

My heart thumps like a man doing kung-fu!

It dances a nicely private can-can,

Even while I sit reading of Japan

When at you I look, my great big brain stops,

Like the speeders do when caught by the cops

No thoughts creep in my cutesy cranium,

'Cause you stun me like a geranium

In a smile my so happy face contorts,

Like a student does entering Hogwarts

I am manhandled by my mania,

Like Charlemagne did to Bavaria

I vie to view your vicar'ous visage!

I will not be detained by this drawbridge!


Best regards,

Winston Hughes VII